I Like My Beds Small Like I Like My Soccer Players

Welcome to "Actual Things Preston Said", a daily blog where we will be recapping and archiving the outlandish claims made by our favorite noodle head.

Today was our last practice of the season (fortunately? Unfortunately?) Which means this blog will probably not last much longer. Sad!

Today, while the trainer was wrapping his foot, we started discussing Cameron not coming to the meet. As you may know, I have the PLEASURE of sharing a room with Preston, Troy, and the former Cameron Mansker. (No disrespect to the OG Troy) Preston then went on to ask me if I wanted my own bed. Jokes on him because I was getting my own bed the whole time regardless of who was going.

After I explained to him that OBVIOUSLY I was getting my own bed, he began to explain why he didn't want a bed to himself…

“Yeahhhh I can't even sleep in a bed that big. It's just too big. I'm so used to sleeping in a small bed at home that I don't need a bed to myself. Last year at state the bed was so big that I went to sleep and woke up in the exact same spot. I didn't move at all.”

This is a very interesting claim made by Presto. I have absolutely no support or sympathy for his POOR SHAMING act that he puts on. Get that weak “that was an expensive sticker you guys ruined” shit out of my face.

I'm also slightly concerned for Troy's safety sharing a bed with him. (not enough to bed with Troy though, again no disrespect Troy) Just remember Troy: It's not gay if it's not gay, you need to just let it happen, and don't be afraid to try again the next night.

WRAP WATCH!

His foot was wrapped today, not sure on the fate of the wrap. May have been taken off during his “practice” in blocks.