MONOPOLY

Welcome to "Actual Things Preston Said", a daily blog where we will be recapping and archiving the outlandish claims made by our favorite noodle head.

Last night wasn't as crazy as we would have hoped, but luckily sharing a room with Preston does have its benefits if you happen to write a blog about stupid stuff he says.

"I've played monopoly for two days before. Me and my brother and cousins stayed up two days last summer and played monopoly."

World record for the longest game of monopoly is 46 days. So not quite there yet Presto. Its not hard to play monopoly for two days straight though when you don't eat meals.

"I watch sports that no one else would think of watching like cycling. You're gonna see me tonight Troy watching cycling in bed."

*proceeds to scroll through his YouTube subscriptions*

"Look at this, DudePerfect (lmao), Cycling, Cycling, and more Cycling"

He did proceed to watch something (porn, cycling, woman's soccer?) For half an hour on his phone.

"I spend so much money on chargers. I literally spent 15 dollars on this one charger."

15 dollars on a 20ft phone charger.. Why? Reasons.

"I don't have a job for money. I have a job because I like it."

Sounds like you can make a career out of this Presto.

WRAP WATCH!!

The foot is not wrapped. I repeat, the foot is not wrapped.